Gordon Brown is My Shepherd

It’s another week and another Friday. Don’t feel bad that 5 o’clock can’t come sooner, help waste a minute or two with some humour.

Enjoy your weekend and try not to think about the ‘M’ word in three days time.


Gordon Brown is my shepherd, I shall not work
He leadeth me beside the still factories
He restoreth my faith in the conservative party
He guided me in the path of unemployment
Yea though I wait for my dole
I own the bank that refuses me
Brown has annointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over my income,
Surely poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of his terms
From hence forth we will live all the days of our lives in a rented home
with an overseas landlord
I am glad I am British
I am glad I am free
But I wish I were a dog and Brown was a tree

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